Poppy is visiting me on Saturday night and we’re getting white gurl wasted at The Beery. I haven’t seen her since she’s been back from Melbourne and it’s gonna be fuuuuun.

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you 

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Sometimes I worry that people don’t realise almost everything I say is sarcastic bullshit and that they actually believe I’m the worlds biggest fuckwit.

Having a super dry sense of humour should be considered a disability.

If you don’t follow Josh Peck on Vine I feel bad for you.