Poppy is visiting me on Saturday night and we’re getting white gurl wasted at The Beery. I haven’t seen her since she’s been back from Melbourne and it’s gonna be fuuuuun.
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you
Sometimes I worry that people don’t realise almost everything I say is sarcastic bullshit and that they actually believe I’m the worlds biggest fuckwit.
Having a super dry sense of humour should be considered a disability.
If you don’t follow Josh Peck on Vine I feel bad for you.